Thursday, March 13, 2008

Spring Fever



It will certainly be good to see this again. Unfortunately, that's months away. Catches like the one shown here only happen a few times in the peak of the season, usually fall. This time of year, I can end up hauling traps for hours and only catch a few dozen lobsters. (There's been a couple of days this winter, that I've fished until dark, an not caught enough to pay for my bait and fuel!) Pretty discouraging, huh? Not much I can do about it though, except keep waiting for the lobsters. Thank goodness halibut season opens soon.

Hey! Who's Controlling My Right Foot?

Try this!

1. While sitting with your feet on the floor, begin moving your right foot in a clockwise motion...

2.While continuing clockwise motion with foot, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand...

3.WHAT THE??? What happened to the clockwise motion with right foot!

Maybe you can do it. I finally gave up.
My foot just seemed to have a mind of it's own or maybe it's connected to my right hand. Have fun with this.

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A BAD DAY HUNTING

One day, Jacque and Pierre went moose hunting in the north Maine woods. After a large breakfast and several hours of hunting, Pierre developed a problem. Miles from camp and the trusty outhouse, he told Jacque his dilemma.
Jacque calmly told Pierre, "Just go over there behind those bushes, and do your 'business".
"But Jacque, I have no paper to wipe with!", said Pierre.
Jacque told him, "no problem Pierre, just take a dollar from your pocket and use that."
After some time, Pierre returns, and Jacque exclaims, "Pierre, your hands are covered in sh@# , what happened man?!!!"
"Oh Jaque, I had only four quarters!"